Dear life, When I said “can my day get any worse?” it was a rhetorical question; not a challenge.
via xkcd … and best wishes to the guy who couldn’t park at the company lot. He shall pray that I never got a blowtorch with me, as the Idea itself is quite tempting…
…if your first thaught at knocking over your drink is Ctrl + Z (Keyboard shortcut for “undo”)
“Dass der Touchscreen nicht funktioniert kann durchaus daran liegen, dass das hier vorliegende Ding keiner ist…”